Who take me SKYDIVING. WHICH WAS AWESOME.
In a nutshell
First 5 seconds: OMGWTF I’M FALLING ON MY BACK OUT OF A PLANE
Next 20 seconds: HOLY SHIT I’M FALLING THROUGH THE SKY THIS IS SO COOL IT’S SO PRETTY OMG MY EARS NEED TO POP
Next 30 seconds, parachute has been pulled: THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL! I CAN SEE NEVADA AND THE PACIFIC OCEAN ALL AT ONCE
Last 5 seconds: BOO I DON’T WANT TO LAND
Post-landing: wtf are all these things sticking to my clothes? I thought that was grass!